Who or what do you really love?
Lamassu had the audacity to tag me. instead of releasing my attack kangaroos to molest her, I will humor her, because it amuses me to give you information about my unfathomable self.
I was born 06/06/66. yes, i know that the devils number is 666, but mine is 6666. more is better. obey me.
I don't even have a serious preference for marsupials. any mortal with a set of dice will do, but kangaroos have sexy pockets.
I do in fact, live in an alternate universe called warren. If you serve faithfully, one of my subjects may lead you there. do not be deceived by their apparant simplemindedness, and do not heed the warnings of other gods that your immortal soul is in danger. come on.. everyone is doing it.
remember last night? That was me too.
I enjoy badminton. don't you?
I can't think of any of my subjects worthy of being tagged by my person, so I'll let this drop. Don't make me roll initiative on your flanks.
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Piscis said:
The traditional Squibble-Quick prayer is as follows (as Matt can attest)! "O Squibblequick. How we detest you. And need you.... read more
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Lamassu said:
*Makes an inappropriate, but Squibblequick approved, gesture* All Hail our Mighty Lord of Debauchery! I was perplexed at first by... read more
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Dylan said:
[this is freaky like pizza] Fucking kangaroos. (That is the traditional prayer to Squibblequick, is it not?) read more
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